is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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