Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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