Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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