Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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