Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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