Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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