I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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