you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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