I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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