Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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