I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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