If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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