So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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