just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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