a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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