Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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