Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
