dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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