in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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