I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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