sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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