Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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