Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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