I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
one might say we're banned from that church
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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