I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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