Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Houston, we have a blender
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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