New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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