There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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