Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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