Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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