So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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