Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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