he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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