My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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