I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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