As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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