I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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