I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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