in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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