OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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