Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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