Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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