Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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