you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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