I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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