For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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