some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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