it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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