my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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