We tried having a conversation with our noses.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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