A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
even my farts smell like vagina
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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