normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love you.
Bad choice
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