Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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