Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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