so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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